Aug 04 2008
Top Ten Most Polite Ways To Say…
… Your Zipper is Down
by David Letterman
- 10. The cucumber has left the salad.
- 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
- 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
- 7 . Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson..
- 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
- 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
- 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
- 3. You’ ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
- 2. Men may be From Mars…..
but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped…..
- 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts!
;-)